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ceilingcow:

letmebegaytodd:

A story about star-crossed lovers where one owns an xbox and the other a ps4 and they can never play multiplayer games together

Two consoles, both alike in dignity,
In fair Fortnight, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents’ strife.